Because the Alexander McQueen Box Bag 19 is...

...made out of calf-skin leather and silver-tone metal hardware.

...designed to be worn while line-dancing at the Slim Jim's Liquor Store, 112 Upper Street, London N1 1QN and listening to American Pie by Don McLean from 1971.

...carrying a baseball, a pack of Marlboro Reds, a flasque full of whiskey, and a folded Star Spangled Banner.

...a great replacement for a high-end Barbie-sized electric bull.

...an homage to Dolly Parton.

Pre-order the multi-coloured fringe Alexander McQueen Box Bag 19 at alexandermcqueen.com for £2,590.

Text by Dino Bonacic

 

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