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OSCARS 2011: THE MORNING AFTER
So there we have it. It's the morning after the night before the most glamorous night in all of Hollywood. The night that every star of the silver screen - at least, every star worth seeing - will not dare miss.
And if you did miss it? If you didn't want to ruin your Monday by staying up until 4am? Well, let's just say there were few surprises. As hosts, James Franco and Anne Hathaway were genial, accommodating and audience friendly in a way that Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes wasn't (though probably slightly more fun for it). Colin Firth, Natalie Portman and Christian Bale all picked up their awards on time and as expected; Firth alongside the major players from The King's Speech, as it also collected Best Picture, Best Director and Best Original Screenplay. Hmm...what else? Inception won the top technical awards...Umm...
Oh well...who watches the Oscars for a surprise, eh? You know what you want: Glamorous girls, hunky guys and more glitz than you can shake a pimp cup at - and Hollywood delivered. Banksky, of course, missed out in the Best Documentary category for Exit Through the Gift Shop, Cate Blanchett's Givenchy gown was incomparable to anything that walked the red carpet, Jennifer Lawrence (nominated, Best Actress, Winter's Bone) channelled Baywatch-era Pamela Anderson and made it Oscar-safe and Scarlett Johansson really should have done her hair. And this is all we want. As one, probably slightly deranged fan commented on the web: "It Was all a Gift to US THE FAN'S to once again Enjoy,Laugh,Cry in Wonderment with all of You Very Talented Actors and Movie Masters...You are Our Escape in This Tattered World...." His sentiment, though, is sound. (ps. Maybe it would have been more edgy if Charlie Sheen had turned up???)





